Apparently a diner at a Wendy’s in San Jose purchased some of their chili made famous by the amazing ignorance of the ineffable Teresa Heinz-Kerry during the recent presidential campaign. This particular bowl sadly contained a special surprise, to wit, a human finger, which the hapless patron proceeded to bite and spit out. No word as yet from our honored pundits as to precisely which finger was involved, but we will allow the lawyers to sort out this saga. For me, however—forgive me, but I am weird—the larger philosophical question is quite different: Would the fair Teresa have recognized the alluring photo of the chili at that Wendy’s along the Kerry campaign trail had a finger been included, preferably standing tall? I report; you decide.