Too excited to just let it go, so I wrote two more fessays, one concerning another aspect of Michael Schiavo’s insolence (he still seems to be getting away with it; please, dear God, stop him) and one relating to a different news item entirely. Please enjoy.
Hunter Baker 
Dang, Jay. Reminds me of Hunter Thompson, the new AP, and tomorrow’s New York Times (already).
The psychotics always beat us to the good ideas. It’s like playing baseball without steroids.
NB—I did read them (faithfully), Jay. Not just popping off. Respekt.