Joshua Trevino: Dark Lord of Twitter

Star Trek was so good, it was like when she insisted that “and to obey” stay in the vows.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like the day you arm-wrestled Hitler for the Sudetenland, and won, and he returned to his art.
about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck

Star Trek was so good, it was like that time you were at a lonely midnight bar with Elvis, Dean, Bogart, and Monroe.
about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck

Star Trek was so good, it was like that time Superman arrived, saw you, and said, “Clearly I’m not needed here.”
about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck

Star Trek was so good, it was like arguing with a stranger on the Internet, and he says, “You have a valid point, and I am persuaded of it!”
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Star Trek was so good, it was like being that kid in Transformers, only this time you get to tag along with Decepticons!
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Star Trek was so good, it was like coming home, and Genghis Khan is there, and he says, “There’s something I have to tell you — son.”
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Star Trek was so good, it was like having ninjas eliminate your enemies, and then you go make new enemies, so you can see the ninjas work.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like having a leopard, a rhino, a cobra and a deadly lionfish all on a leash, and taking them for a walk.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like the time you won the Pinewood Derby with a rocket-powered car, and your dad beat up the other dads.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like that time you were trapped in the Arctic with those cheerleaders, and only body heat kept you alive.
about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck

Star Trek was so good, it was like a thousand machine guns fired by fifty mile-high robots controlled ALL BY YOU.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like Safeway selling nothing but bacon-flavored EVERYTHING.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like your mom putting you on a diet of chili dogs and Pringles — for BREAKFAST.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like a ticker tape parade for having picked up the dry cleaning.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like setting off a thousand illegal fireworks in an empty lot, and the cops arrive, and they give you a medal.
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Star Trek was so good, it was like V-J Day, and you’re in Times Square, and there’s a compliant nurse you’ve never met.
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